“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”
“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”
Imagine if Dan never never started YouTube and finished his law course at Uni instead and then became a lawyer
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
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Robin Stjernberg at the Eurovision final [x]
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
roman right now tbh
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
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Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.